...day 2 as a House Frau...
I immediately got sick the second we moved into the loft. I've basically been stuck on the rented couch for the last 2 days (which is really fine because I don't have anything to do anyway and I have no money to spend). I've read basically 2 books in the last 2 days, wasted what seems like 1000 hours on the internet, and gotten a good start on my cross stitch project.
There have been about 5 people that have come through the loft to fix misc. items. None of them spoke English so if they didn't ask me for a 'desk' or 'carpet' we basically communicated through a series of clicks and grunts (and lots of pointing).
** Side note** I've noticed one universal trait among people. Once people realize that we don't understand German they just SCREAM at us, in German, very slowly, and expect us to understand. After my face turns beet red from embarrassment I have to laugh - the same thing happens in the states when people speak to someone who only knows Spanish...
...Back to not leaving the house...so apparently, in Switzerland, people don't like to give you goods and services unless you, in return, give them some sort of compensation - like money... (I know, come on, really?)
We were under the impression that there was going to be some money in our Swiss Bank account on 1 April, 2008 (someone had told us that at some time). They were going to give us a partial advance/partial bonus. Well after a couple of days around Zürich we realized that not everywhere takes our American Mastercard and there are really quite a few places that only take cash (which we don't have any of). We've burned through all the cash that we brought with us (which wasn't much because what were we going to do about it?) and luckily our credit card works as most places (don't forget to add on the 2% convenience fee, the conversion costs, and all the other fees).
Finally I think we've gotten everything figured out: we'll wire money from our Countrywide savings account into our new Oanda account where the funds will be transfered into CHF and then deposited into our Swiss account. We've been trying to do this for about 4 days (and now it's Friday) so hopefully we'll have some money by the middle of next week.
I'm DIEING to go to Ikea and actually buy something!!
04 April, 2008
02 April, 2008
I heart Ikea (and weeney)
...day 4...
Since I've done a lot since the last time I posted I think I'll use the same format as before:
Sunday - Slept, all day. Piss off Kyle and let me sleep... We got into Zürich at about 8 and went straight to the hotel (which was another nightmare...I'm SOOO glad to not be staying in hotels anymore!!). I told Kyle I was going to take a 'nap' and then we could do something. He couldn't sleep so he got up and showered then woke me up to see if I wanted to do the same, I didn't. He left for a while and came back at noon to see if I wanted to get up, I didn't. He left again to take the trams to the loft and work and stuff and then came back to see if I wanted to get up about 2, I didn't. So, he turned on the tv (rather loudly I might add) and proceeded to watch 'friends' in German until I got so annoyed I had to get up. We finally left the hotel about 5 and took the tram to our loft to see how close it was to things (it's pretty dang close) and then decided to eat at one of the only places that is open on Sundays - the China Inn. We had some very yummy sweet and sour chicken and some acceptable curry chicken along with 2 bottle of mineral water and some Camille tea (that was for Kyle, no, I'm serious). We spent $85.
Monday - Slept, again, until like 12 noon. Ursula (our relocation lady) called at 12 and it woke me up. We got ready then had a lovely lunch of chicken McNuggets and Coca Cola Light. At 3:30 we met with Ursula to go to the registration office so that we could become LEGAL aliens. (We diverted crisis b/c although our marriage license was left at home Kyle had a PDF copy on his computer that he printed out - that stuff would never fly in the U.S. of A.) Then, we went and took possession of our loft, we did our walk through with Ursula and this really creepy old Swiss guy who's long gray hair was flying all over the place - he really reminded me of that picture of Einstein that is in like every science class ever. Alright, so we have a loft but nothing to put in it. So we went back to the hotel and took a walk down Bohnhofstrasse (the Rodeo Drive of Zürich). After I spent $80 on a new hair dryer at Coop City (Coop City is like their equivalent to Wal-mart although Wal-mart could eat Coop City for a snack in one bite) Kyle took me out for a nice dinner of chicken McNuggets and Coca Cola Light (yes again) but this time we got McFlurrys - again, they were like ice cream shots. Put 2 or 3 of those suckers together and you would get one of our smalls. Back to the hotel and to sleep.
Tuesday - Our rental furniture was delivered at 8 am (well, the guys got lost so it was really 8:45). The first thing we did was see if we could hack into someone's internet. Eureka (and thank you Weeney, whoever you are)!The furniture that we rented is REALLY nice. (I'm glad I don't own it though, I really don't like leather. I sat on it in the cold weather and it took me about 4 days to warm back up.) Absolutely everything was from Ikea and I find that hilarious! After the mover guys left I was still cold from sitting on the fake leather sofa that I thought I would get under a blanket...that just happened to be on the bed they delivered...and it took me 3 hours to get warm...with my eyes closed. About 3 pm we headed off to the Ikea (this story's so good it needs it's own paragraph):
We decide to walk to the train station in Wollishofen and then take the train into the Hauptbahnhof (the main train station in Zurich - luckily it's abbreviated 'HB' on all of the signs). There we upgraded our tickets from 1 zone to 2 and then got on a train to go to Dietikon. After walking around Dietikon for what felt like an hour and not finding any of the streets that were on our trusty mapquest map. We realized we needed to be in Dietlikon....yeah, look at that for like 45 minutes and tell me if you see the difference. Ok, back on the train (after we found the station). We went back to Zurich (25 minutes) then out to Dietlikon (another 25 minutes), FINALLY we got to the Ikea. IKEA IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH (forget it WDW you've been outdone!). We spent the next 3 hours walking around Ikea salivating at the wonders; I guess when I say 'we' I'm using the royal tense. We had Swedish meatballs in the Ikea Cafe along with Cola Light (obviously not Coca Cola Light but it gave me the energy to get through the rest of the store) and didn't buy a single thing...yes, thats right...but thats another story all together...
When we got home we went over and met our neighbor, Keith. (Flo, his wife, is in the states right now.) He's very nice and I look forward to getting to know both of them better. Then straight to bed! (After about 4 hours of unpacking and misc. stuff)
Wednesday - Again, I slept in until about noon. Kyle things I'm being lazy and not trying to get over my jet lag. I'm saying that it's because I haven't slept more then 4 hours a night for the last month + AND I got physically sick when the movers were here on Tuesday; I've been long over jet lag now I just need to catch up! Kyle went and borrowed a power cord from a guy he's going to work with since his personal laptop had run out of battery and I was going through blog/facebook withdrawal. Finally about 3 I took a shower and generally got ready to leave the house. After we re-realized that we had no food we went to the grocery store.
Take 1 - Walk up the street to the store. Realize that to get a cart you have to pay 2 CHF (you get it back when you return the cart). Kyle didn't bring any money. Leave store. Walk back down the street to get money.
Take 2 - Walk up the street. Return to previously mention Denner Grocery store (think Aldi). Purchase shopping cart. Begin shopping. Realize they don't accept credit cards. Replace food items. Replace cart and retrieve money. Leave Denner.
Take 3 - Walk across the street to the Megros (think Price Chopper only the size of a QT). Purchase shopping cart. Begin shopping. Get into everyone's way and can only assume they are whispering profanities under their breaths as the 'stupid Americans' are trying to figure out which milk (milch) is skim based on the number of calories since they can't read the labels. Only ad items to the cart that are either from America or we can see the contents of the container from the outside. Check out - don't have a bag to put the items in so purchase a bag. Return cart. Return home.
Ok. That's all the Swiss stuff I can take for one day. I was thinking about this on the way home. They use crazy re-enforcement to get people to do the right thing. If I really wanted that shopping cart 2 CHF would not make me put it back, and really. If I already stole the shopping cart one quick blow with a hammer would knock that pay contraption right off and I could get my money back.
Also, they try to recycle EVERYTHING. In order to get you to recycle you have to pay like $2 for a trash bag but recycling is free. Paper and Cardboard is bundled and picked up 2 time a month. There are tin, glass, and plastic recycle bins EVERYWHERE. And a lot of things can be burned. The moral of the story is Americans are wasteful and already I can see it's going to be expensive being one (but I'll try to get better!).
More later! Ciao!
Since I've done a lot since the last time I posted I think I'll use the same format as before:
Sunday - Slept, all day. Piss off Kyle and let me sleep... We got into Zürich at about 8 and went straight to the hotel (which was another nightmare...I'm SOOO glad to not be staying in hotels anymore!!). I told Kyle I was going to take a 'nap' and then we could do something. He couldn't sleep so he got up and showered then woke me up to see if I wanted to do the same, I didn't. He left for a while and came back at noon to see if I wanted to get up, I didn't. He left again to take the trams to the loft and work and stuff and then came back to see if I wanted to get up about 2, I didn't. So, he turned on the tv (rather loudly I might add) and proceeded to watch 'friends' in German until I got so annoyed I had to get up. We finally left the hotel about 5 and took the tram to our loft to see how close it was to things (it's pretty dang close) and then decided to eat at one of the only places that is open on Sundays - the China Inn. We had some very yummy sweet and sour chicken and some acceptable curry chicken along with 2 bottle of mineral water and some Camille tea (that was for Kyle, no, I'm serious). We spent $85.
Monday - Slept, again, until like 12 noon. Ursula (our relocation lady) called at 12 and it woke me up. We got ready then had a lovely lunch of chicken McNuggets and Coca Cola Light. At 3:30 we met with Ursula to go to the registration office so that we could become LEGAL aliens. (We diverted crisis b/c although our marriage license was left at home Kyle had a PDF copy on his computer that he printed out - that stuff would never fly in the U.S. of A.) Then, we went and took possession of our loft, we did our walk through with Ursula and this really creepy old Swiss guy who's long gray hair was flying all over the place - he really reminded me of that picture of Einstein that is in like every science class ever. Alright, so we have a loft but nothing to put in it. So we went back to the hotel and took a walk down Bohnhofstrasse (the Rodeo Drive of Zürich). After I spent $80 on a new hair dryer at Coop City (Coop City is like their equivalent to Wal-mart although Wal-mart could eat Coop City for a snack in one bite) Kyle took me out for a nice dinner of chicken McNuggets and Coca Cola Light (yes again) but this time we got McFlurrys - again, they were like ice cream shots. Put 2 or 3 of those suckers together and you would get one of our smalls. Back to the hotel and to sleep.
Tuesday - Our rental furniture was delivered at 8 am (well, the guys got lost so it was really 8:45). The first thing we did was see if we could hack into someone's internet. Eureka (and thank you Weeney, whoever you are)!The furniture that we rented is REALLY nice. (I'm glad I don't own it though, I really don't like leather. I sat on it in the cold weather and it took me about 4 days to warm back up.) Absolutely everything was from Ikea and I find that hilarious! After the mover guys left I was still cold from sitting on the fake leather sofa that I thought I would get under a blanket...that just happened to be on the bed they delivered...and it took me 3 hours to get warm...with my eyes closed. About 3 pm we headed off to the Ikea (this story's so good it needs it's own paragraph):
We decide to walk to the train station in Wollishofen and then take the train into the Hauptbahnhof (the main train station in Zurich - luckily it's abbreviated 'HB' on all of the signs). There we upgraded our tickets from 1 zone to 2 and then got on a train to go to Dietikon. After walking around Dietikon for what felt like an hour and not finding any of the streets that were on our trusty mapquest map. We realized we needed to be in Dietlikon....yeah, look at that for like 45 minutes and tell me if you see the difference. Ok, back on the train (after we found the station). We went back to Zurich (25 minutes) then out to Dietlikon (another 25 minutes), FINALLY we got to the Ikea. IKEA IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH (forget it WDW you've been outdone!). We spent the next 3 hours walking around Ikea salivating at the wonders; I guess when I say 'we' I'm using the royal tense. We had Swedish meatballs in the Ikea Cafe along with Cola Light (obviously not Coca Cola Light but it gave me the energy to get through the rest of the store) and didn't buy a single thing...yes, thats right...but thats another story all together...
When we got home we went over and met our neighbor, Keith. (Flo, his wife, is in the states right now.) He's very nice and I look forward to getting to know both of them better. Then straight to bed! (After about 4 hours of unpacking and misc. stuff)
Wednesday - Again, I slept in until about noon. Kyle things I'm being lazy and not trying to get over my jet lag. I'm saying that it's because I haven't slept more then 4 hours a night for the last month + AND I got physically sick when the movers were here on Tuesday; I've been long over jet lag now I just need to catch up! Kyle went and borrowed a power cord from a guy he's going to work with since his personal laptop had run out of battery and I was going through blog/facebook withdrawal. Finally about 3 I took a shower and generally got ready to leave the house. After we re-realized that we had no food we went to the grocery store.
Take 1 - Walk up the street to the store. Realize that to get a cart you have to pay 2 CHF (you get it back when you return the cart). Kyle didn't bring any money. Leave store. Walk back down the street to get money.
Take 2 - Walk up the street. Return to previously mention Denner Grocery store (think Aldi). Purchase shopping cart. Begin shopping. Realize they don't accept credit cards. Replace food items. Replace cart and retrieve money. Leave Denner.
Take 3 - Walk across the street to the Megros (think Price Chopper only the size of a QT). Purchase shopping cart. Begin shopping. Get into everyone's way and can only assume they are whispering profanities under their breaths as the 'stupid Americans' are trying to figure out which milk (milch) is skim based on the number of calories since they can't read the labels. Only ad items to the cart that are either from America or we can see the contents of the container from the outside. Check out - don't have a bag to put the items in so purchase a bag. Return cart. Return home.
Ok. That's all the Swiss stuff I can take for one day. I was thinking about this on the way home. They use crazy re-enforcement to get people to do the right thing. If I really wanted that shopping cart 2 CHF would not make me put it back, and really. If I already stole the shopping cart one quick blow with a hammer would knock that pay contraption right off and I could get my money back.
Also, they try to recycle EVERYTHING. In order to get you to recycle you have to pay like $2 for a trash bag but recycling is free. Paper and Cardboard is bundled and picked up 2 time a month. There are tin, glass, and plastic recycle bins EVERYWHERE. And a lot of things can be burned. The moral of the story is Americans are wasteful and already I can see it's going to be expensive being one (but I'll try to get better!).
More later! Ciao!
30 March, 2008
And The Adventure Begins...
I know I haven't posted in a VERY long time...before you yell at me I have a good reason. I MOVED TO FREAKING SWITZERLAND.
The last couple of weeks have been an all out free for all. My average night sleep as been about 3.5 hours and I've been doing more physically demanding work then I may have ever done in my life.
Let's start with Friday, 21 March, 2008 (mostly because that's as far back as I can remember and yes, that's how they write their dates, get used to it). I woke up at what felt like the crack of dawn (becuase I think it actually was before dawn...) so that I could ride with my family to Tulsa, OK to (hopefully) see my sister row and then spend Easter with my extended family. It was great seeing everyone, and I got to play some good poker. I took all of my change hoping to lose it and I just about did until I swept 'Midnight Baseball' and walked home with a whopping €5.55 (ok, that's really supposed to be a dollar sign but this crazy Swiss keyboard only has a pound sign - you have to admit though that it's pretty cool lookin'.) That money bought me 3 Chicken McNuggets today for lunch...
After Easter dinner we headed home to KC to finish up packing. The movers we coming the next day to get us out of the house. Both Kyle and I were up til about 2 doing 'stuff' so the packers didn't screw anything up the next day.
Monday - The movers show up at 8:15 ready to pack. They packed and hauled off everything that was allowed to go in our air shipment (it was mostly clothes, some cleaning supplies, our computers, and a little bit of food). At about 2:30 they call it quits for the day. That's fine, I wasn't able to get anything done while they were there anyway. I start cleaning, organizing and getting ready for them to come back on Tuesday to pack the stuff that is going by sea. We have our last German lesson at 4:15 and at 6:15 we run out the door to make it to the Brigades game that we are going to with Kyle's parents (Kyle's brother's girlfriend is a Brigades girl so we wanted to see her perform at least once before we moved). At about half time everyone left. Kyle and Bob went to take Kyle's motercycle to Olathe and pick up his car from my parent's house. Kathey and I went to 'Chefburger' (a new resturant in the P&L district) because I hadn't eaten since probably Easter dinner and I heard it was great. Kyle gets back to the condo about midnight and we still have to pack to move into the hotel room we have for the week since our bed is now missing. About 2:30 we check into the hotel (don't get me started on the disaster that pretty much was...) and go to sleep since we have to be up at 6 am to meet the movers at 8...
Tuesday - I was told that the movers would probably be done with everything on Tuesday, they had a different idea. They put everything that wasn't nailed down into boxes or wrapped it up - but only after they specifically asked about everything. Apparently 'Everything that is here needs to be moved to Zürich' was not clear enough direction. I also asked them to stack everything in the middle of the room so that I could paint the walls after they left - they took that as' please stack everything as high as you can against every wall in the house'. The movers finally left about 4:15 and now it was time to get cleaning and painting again. Kyle removed his stereo from his xB since we had decided to sell it, when he put everything back together the check engine and a couple other lights came on, great. When he took it to Toyota they said that one of the computers was fried and that it would have to be replaced. They didn't have the part and wouldn't get it until Tuesday. So, we also had to work through that and figure out how the car was going to get back to the dealer to get fixed and then to Carmax to get it sold. We, again, were up pretty late doing 'stuff'.
Wednesday - FINALLY, the last day of the movers. Again, we showed up at 8 and they basically just hauled everything out to their container truck and tetrised the stuff in there. We took another load of stuff that stayed in KC to our storage unit and then finally got to start deep cleaning before the carpet cleaners got there at 2. Luckily my mom was there to help me clean otherwise I NEVER would have been able to get everything done. The cleaners show up at 2 so I have to sit out in the hallway and let them work while I read my trashy murder mystery book. They finish up about 4:30 (they did a GREAT job) and I speed back to the hotel so I can shower and make it to Lawrence for Brookie's 21st birthday. We have dinner at Quinton's and then go to the Hawk for Dollar Night (where Abby meets us). I buy Brookie a couple of shots and then leave her there with her friends to have a good time. Kyle, Abby, and I go have ice cream at Coldstone and shut the place down. Then we head for the bed.
Thursday - We have no one to meet but still had a crazy busy day. I can't even remember what exactly I did but I'm sure it involved cleaning and signing paperwork (and running around like a chicken with my head cut off). Thursday night I went to dinner with Meg and Lin and then we took Kyle's brother to Ameristar for his 21st birthday that was actually in January. Somehow about 2 am we decided to leave and then I realized I didn't have my license. Damn. It's not in the lost and found so I get a number to call the next day to see if they found it. On the way back to the hotel we decide we must have ice cream so we go to the grocery store to get some and finally go to bed about 3:30.
Friday - Get up. Late. Kyle goes off to run errands and I head back to the condo for more cleaning. After I get done I call Ameristar who now has my license, GREAT. So I head out that way and talk to a security guard who says it'll be about 20 minutes before they can get it to me, fine. Luckily, I have my passport so I can get another players card (they took it away from me the night before because I didn't have my license) and I hit the machines where I immediately win $30.00 (I found the dollar sign). I play until I lose another $10 and the guard now has my license - thanks for the money, I'm out of here! Next stop Carmax where they appraise my car for about $1,250 for less then Kyle thinks they should give us. No deal (at this point I'm a little stressed out, what the hell am I supposed to do with a car exactly? And I now have about 14 hours until I get on a plane to move. Well, it doesn't matter, we have to get to dinner on the plaza anyway. We can sell it after dinner since that will only take about 15 minutes. Go to dinner with Kyle's parents. If Kyle and Bob go back to the condo to finish up the painting, laundry and fix the garbage disposal and Kathey is willing to pick me up from Carmax after I sell my car then there will still be about 45 minutes left before the pool closes at the hotel and I can soak in the hot tub. Well, 3 hours later my car is finally sold (for less then Kyle wanted) but it's sold!! You don't even want to know about all of the hoop jumping that took place to get it sold. No ice cream, no hot tub, bad day...and I still have to go home to pack up the hotel room so that I can get on a plane the next morning.
Saturday - Got up late, of course, for our 11:33 flight out of KCI. Kyle had accidentilly left something at the condo the night before so we had to go back to get it before we left, and we had to put gas in the Scion because we didn't want his dad to have to put gas in it before it was sold, and we had to eat breakfast, and then get to the airport...check, check, check, check. Everything went pretty smoothly, except on our flight from Washington Dullas to Zürich we had probably the crappiest plane ever, I swear it was built in the 50's. The seats were smelly and not automatic, the tv was about as big as my pinky finger and only played 5 movies the whole time, and the guy behind us kept pulling and kicking at our seats as he got up every 15 minutes to check on his kids in coach.
That brings us up to today. I'll make sure to post pictures and stuff as soon as I find all the pieces to my camera and will let you know all about our house, we get it today!!
The last couple of weeks have been an all out free for all. My average night sleep as been about 3.5 hours and I've been doing more physically demanding work then I may have ever done in my life.
Let's start with Friday, 21 March, 2008 (mostly because that's as far back as I can remember and yes, that's how they write their dates, get used to it). I woke up at what felt like the crack of dawn (becuase I think it actually was before dawn...) so that I could ride with my family to Tulsa, OK to (hopefully) see my sister row and then spend Easter with my extended family. It was great seeing everyone, and I got to play some good poker. I took all of my change hoping to lose it and I just about did until I swept 'Midnight Baseball' and walked home with a whopping €5.55 (ok, that's really supposed to be a dollar sign but this crazy Swiss keyboard only has a pound sign - you have to admit though that it's pretty cool lookin'.) That money bought me 3 Chicken McNuggets today for lunch...
After Easter dinner we headed home to KC to finish up packing. The movers we coming the next day to get us out of the house. Both Kyle and I were up til about 2 doing 'stuff' so the packers didn't screw anything up the next day.
Monday - The movers show up at 8:15 ready to pack. They packed and hauled off everything that was allowed to go in our air shipment (it was mostly clothes, some cleaning supplies, our computers, and a little bit of food). At about 2:30 they call it quits for the day. That's fine, I wasn't able to get anything done while they were there anyway. I start cleaning, organizing and getting ready for them to come back on Tuesday to pack the stuff that is going by sea. We have our last German lesson at 4:15 and at 6:15 we run out the door to make it to the Brigades game that we are going to with Kyle's parents (Kyle's brother's girlfriend is a Brigades girl so we wanted to see her perform at least once before we moved). At about half time everyone left. Kyle and Bob went to take Kyle's motercycle to Olathe and pick up his car from my parent's house. Kathey and I went to 'Chefburger' (a new resturant in the P&L district) because I hadn't eaten since probably Easter dinner and I heard it was great. Kyle gets back to the condo about midnight and we still have to pack to move into the hotel room we have for the week since our bed is now missing. About 2:30 we check into the hotel (don't get me started on the disaster that pretty much was...) and go to sleep since we have to be up at 6 am to meet the movers at 8...
Tuesday - I was told that the movers would probably be done with everything on Tuesday, they had a different idea. They put everything that wasn't nailed down into boxes or wrapped it up - but only after they specifically asked about everything. Apparently 'Everything that is here needs to be moved to Zürich' was not clear enough direction. I also asked them to stack everything in the middle of the room so that I could paint the walls after they left - they took that as' please stack everything as high as you can against every wall in the house'. The movers finally left about 4:15 and now it was time to get cleaning and painting again. Kyle removed his stereo from his xB since we had decided to sell it, when he put everything back together the check engine and a couple other lights came on, great. When he took it to Toyota they said that one of the computers was fried and that it would have to be replaced. They didn't have the part and wouldn't get it until Tuesday. So, we also had to work through that and figure out how the car was going to get back to the dealer to get fixed and then to Carmax to get it sold. We, again, were up pretty late doing 'stuff'.
Wednesday - FINALLY, the last day of the movers. Again, we showed up at 8 and they basically just hauled everything out to their container truck and tetrised the stuff in there. We took another load of stuff that stayed in KC to our storage unit and then finally got to start deep cleaning before the carpet cleaners got there at 2. Luckily my mom was there to help me clean otherwise I NEVER would have been able to get everything done. The cleaners show up at 2 so I have to sit out in the hallway and let them work while I read my trashy murder mystery book. They finish up about 4:30 (they did a GREAT job) and I speed back to the hotel so I can shower and make it to Lawrence for Brookie's 21st birthday. We have dinner at Quinton's and then go to the Hawk for Dollar Night (where Abby meets us). I buy Brookie a couple of shots and then leave her there with her friends to have a good time. Kyle, Abby, and I go have ice cream at Coldstone and shut the place down. Then we head for the bed.
Thursday - We have no one to meet but still had a crazy busy day. I can't even remember what exactly I did but I'm sure it involved cleaning and signing paperwork (and running around like a chicken with my head cut off). Thursday night I went to dinner with Meg and Lin and then we took Kyle's brother to Ameristar for his 21st birthday that was actually in January. Somehow about 2 am we decided to leave and then I realized I didn't have my license. Damn. It's not in the lost and found so I get a number to call the next day to see if they found it. On the way back to the hotel we decide we must have ice cream so we go to the grocery store to get some and finally go to bed about 3:30.
Friday - Get up. Late. Kyle goes off to run errands and I head back to the condo for more cleaning. After I get done I call Ameristar who now has my license, GREAT. So I head out that way and talk to a security guard who says it'll be about 20 minutes before they can get it to me, fine. Luckily, I have my passport so I can get another players card (they took it away from me the night before because I didn't have my license) and I hit the machines where I immediately win $30.00 (I found the dollar sign). I play until I lose another $10 and the guard now has my license - thanks for the money, I'm out of here! Next stop Carmax where they appraise my car for about $1,250 for less then Kyle thinks they should give us. No deal (at this point I'm a little stressed out, what the hell am I supposed to do with a car exactly? And I now have about 14 hours until I get on a plane to move. Well, it doesn't matter, we have to get to dinner on the plaza anyway. We can sell it after dinner since that will only take about 15 minutes. Go to dinner with Kyle's parents. If Kyle and Bob go back to the condo to finish up the painting, laundry and fix the garbage disposal and Kathey is willing to pick me up from Carmax after I sell my car then there will still be about 45 minutes left before the pool closes at the hotel and I can soak in the hot tub. Well, 3 hours later my car is finally sold (for less then Kyle wanted) but it's sold!! You don't even want to know about all of the hoop jumping that took place to get it sold. No ice cream, no hot tub, bad day...and I still have to go home to pack up the hotel room so that I can get on a plane the next morning.
Saturday - Got up late, of course, for our 11:33 flight out of KCI. Kyle had accidentilly left something at the condo the night before so we had to go back to get it before we left, and we had to put gas in the Scion because we didn't want his dad to have to put gas in it before it was sold, and we had to eat breakfast, and then get to the airport...check, check, check, check. Everything went pretty smoothly, except on our flight from Washington Dullas to Zürich we had probably the crappiest plane ever, I swear it was built in the 50's. The seats were smelly and not automatic, the tv was about as big as my pinky finger and only played 5 movies the whole time, and the guy behind us kept pulling and kicking at our seats as he got up every 15 minutes to check on his kids in coach.
That brings us up to today. I'll make sure to post pictures and stuff as soon as I find all the pieces to my camera and will let you know all about our house, we get it today!!
06 March, 2008
No Ma'am I Don't Work Here...
...And I can't tell you where the 'Preparation H' is...
Today was the third most expensive day of my life (behind the day I bought my condo and bought my car...). I went to Sam's Club.
I decided, with the help of my new friend Flo (more about her in future posts) that I had to buy some rations for my trip. So, I went shopping for all the non-perishable goods Kyle and I will need for the next 2 years.
My plan was to be up and in the store when it opened at
About 3 seconds into my shopping expedition I realize that this is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever had to do in my life - luckily I have a half charged iPod in my purse. With the help of Justin Timberlake I was able to get through the next 3 hours of my shopping day...
About 4 aisles into the pharmacy section as I'm loading 16 Crest whitening, extra fluoride, tartar control toothpaste tubes onto my pallet (that’s right I had a pallet – no lousy cart for me!) jamming out to my ‘sexy back’ I hear an “Excuse me”. I scoot out of the way assuming that someone is just trying to get around me and my big-ass pallet.
Again, I hear “EXCUSE ME” so I decide to turn around to see what the heck is going on. There is a freakishly old women (you know, like 65…but she was a smoker) THISCLOSE to me. Fine, I’ll see what she wants. I reluctantly remove my headphones and tuck them into my hot pink sweatshirt (notice that a hot pink hoodie is not the same as Sam’s blue vests) and give her a ‘what the hell do you want crazy lady look’.
‘Where’s your Preparation H?” I continue to stare blankly at her…more because I’m trying to fathom what she just asked me and understand why she made me remove my headphones so she could talk to me.
Her husband finally decided to chime in with “Dear, she doesn’t work here. She’s shopping.”
“Oh” The end.
…that might have been one of the weirdest experiences of my life…
Three hours later and 2 full pallets it was time for me to pack up the toaster and move on down the road to the Wal-Mart to get the other stuff that Sam’s didn’t have.
Once at Wal-Mart I spent half of my time discussing the finer points of the stockroom with the 12 year old working the cosmetics section (remember, I went shopping at like
Me: “Do you have any more of this face soap? This is the last tube.”
12yo: “Let’s go look on the shelf.”
Me: “I just said this is all there was on the shelf.”
12yo: “Then they’re all gone.”
Me: “Could you have them somewhere else as well?”
12yo: “No”
Me: “What about the stockroom, could you have any more back there?”
12yo: “Maybe” ~blank stare~
Me: “Can you check for me, I need 11 more tubes.”
12yo: “I guess…” ~walks off with my tube of face wash~
Literally 20 minutes later she comes back empty handed, she doesn’t even bring back the tube that I sent her off with.
Two and a half cartloads later I have a closet full of 24 pounds of pasta, 48 boxes of macaroni and cheese, 450 loads worth of laundry detergent and fabric softener, $65 worth of razorblades, enough plastic bags to cover the earth, and more feminine products then I would like to admit.
In case the world comes to an end everyone is invited to my house.
24 February, 2008
We Got It!
We got the loft that we really wanted in 'downtown' Zürich! We are going to have to pay a little bit out of our own pockets for rent every month but it's totally worth it to be in the middle of it all.
I'll post pictures as soon as I can find some! (That, unfortunately, probably won't be until we move...)
I'll post pictures as soon as I can find some! (That, unfortunately, probably won't be until we move...)
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